Addy’s emotional support water bottle dead
March 7, 2023
Addy’s Emotional Support Water Bottle, aged almost 2 years, residing in Fallston, MD, passed away on March 7, 2023, from being repeatedly dropped and excessively used.
Addy’s Emotional Support Water Bottle, born on July 25, 2021, grew up in Fallston, MD, and studied the art of making Addy feel better at Fallston High School. She majored in psychology at Water Bottle University before landing a job as Addy’s Official Emotional Support Bottle at Rebasti & Co.
She enjoyed going everywhere with Addy. They traveled together to Florida, North Carolina, South Carolina, New Jersey, and Spain. She was a strong, graceful, and loving friend, who worked to improve Addy’s emotional well-being. She had a very hard life but was grateful to be by Addy’s side. One time, she was even kidnapped by Arianna Hernandez, but she bounced back quickly afterward. She would always make it out alive, but unfortunately, she did not this time.
She is survived by her best friend, Addy Rebasti.
Steven Lewis • Jun 15, 2023 at 7:28 am
Addy is great. I love this. Very sorry about the water bottle.
Brooke • Mar 8, 2023 at 11:11 am
I think this water bottle death was a cover-up. The real culprit was biohazard waste poisoning. I know for a fact that straw hadn’t been cleaned in its entire lifespan. I want an autopsy.
Natalie • Mar 7, 2023 at 4:54 pm
May she rest in peace. She will be missed, so sorry for your loss.