Fun Size Candy > King Size Candy
I was not one of those kids who purposely Trick or Treated in the wealthy neighborhoods. Fun size candy bars are better than king size. Although tempting, candy is a treat, not a full course meal. If I wanted to easily have a stomachache, then king size would be the way to go. One bite is all I need, and if I needed two bites, I’d eat two bars; fun size is an adjustable size depending on your mood. You can even mix it up by having different kinds like a KitKat and a Twix, instead of only being able to eat one type at a time. Fun size is called fun for a reason.
Group Costumes Clash
Half the fun of Halloween is the costumes, but group costumes are a no-go. You will always have the person that goes over the top and have the person who put their costume together last minute. While cute if executed well, it’s a risky move. When the group separates, the costumes make way less sense. No one dresses as just one M&M.
Don’t Pass Me the Turkey
The WORST meat! How did this bird become the signature dish for Thanksgiving? With its terribly bland taste, no seasoning could give it flavor. The dry texture of the meat just adds to the torture in your mouth when chewing it. I also don’t want to fall asleep! By falling asleep after Thanksgiving dinner, you risk the chance of sleeping through pie. No hate to any grandma’s cooking, but if I win in breaking the wishbone, I wish for the turkey to burn.
No to a White Christmas
I understand the wonder and so-called “magic” behind having a White Christmas but think more logically – instead of enjoying your Christmas morning, your parents are making you help shovel the driveway so that guests can come over or you can leave to go to your family’s house. Snow is made for a cozy day in, not an eventful day of traveling. Two things that don’t mix well together are elderly relatives and icy sidewalks.
